I'm having flashbacks to fifth grade gym...

I've started a teeth-whitening kit. Hollywood prefers 3 shades lighter than natural, and I drink too much coffee and Irish Breakfast tea. Because I chose the uber-cheap version, the strips are made out of wax instead of pretty, transparent plastic. The last time I looked like this, I was in Ms. Abbot's fifth grade gym class at an all-girls' school.

Mmmm, wax.